Dear My Sister 7

Dear My Sister 7
Dear My sister,
Sorry for the break up in communication. Hope mama is enjoying her time in Houston. It has been 2 months since my last letter.
Love is still in the air but so is money. Mai sister, I don hammer laik MC Hammer. I say I don hammer sotey awon boys for Jand dey call mi West Ham.
When God wan bless persin e dey bi laik joke. My Omoge tell mi say im dream say I dey plane dey go do deal. Few hours later mai friend, Nate, you sabi am now. Di one for Las Gidi. Im talk say make I follow am go China go buy cutlery.I come say we go fifty di investment costs and fifty di profit. Im gree. Wetin concern mi. Na so I enta plane commot.
We come join moni for di deal. You see, one hotel wan replace cutlery for all dia branches for Niaja and mai friend win di contract but im no sabi Knife and fork matter, na im take holla im longa throat friend; yours truly. (Abi no mi mi write Ukodo tonight?)
When we reach factory now, dem ask which brand name make dem put for cutlery. Mi I say Babawilly quick quick. Mai friend come talk say no man go gree im woman put spoon wey dem call babawilly for mouth. I come vex eh. See how we argue name of awa brand for one hour.
In di end, Chinese man settle us. Im say make we combine name. NateWill Cutlery na im we choose. Mai sister as soon as big people chop with awa cutlery dem begin beg hotel for awa details. Di rest as dem dey talk, na history.

WORKING ON BOOK FOLKS!!


Your brother crazy in love

Babawilly